(to the tune of Cee Lo Green's “Fuck You”)
(this is the chorus)
I see you making patches nerfing all my champs and I'm like, fuck yooooou
(hoo hoo hooooo)
I guess the heals on my Taric were just too buff, I'm like, fuck yoooou
and a- fuck Guinsoooooo
Hey if I played Xin maybe I would win
Now ain't that some shit
(ain't that some shit)
And although there's pain for the rest they'll never nerf the best, I say, fuck yoooooou
(hoo hoo hoooooo)
Well I'm sorry- that I don't play Akali
But that don't mean I can't help the team
I guess you're a carry, and I'm more support-y
But there's more to team comp than there seems
I pity the fooooooool that plays support in your game
I pity the fooooooool that plays support in your game
(oh shit he just locked Sona)
well
(time to queue doooodge sucka)
ooooooooooh
I've got some buffs for you
Yeah, go pretend to work on maps
(chorus)
Now you know, that I like to Moo cow(Alistar)
Stun and heal and gank and push
Initiating
Sometimes baiting
Cause being a tank with no taunt ain't great
Now
I pity the fooooooool that plays support in your game
(oh shit he just locked Sona)
well
(time to queue doooodge sucka)
ooooooooooh
I've got some buffs for you
Oh, more carries, please, we need them.
(chorus)
Now Riot Riot Riot why you wanna wanna nerf me so bad
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I try to play Soraka but you tell me heals are just for Vlad
(for Vlad, for Vlad, for Vlad)
and I was like
(UH)
WHYYYYY
(UH)
WHYYYYYYYYY
(UH)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY RIIIIIIIOOOOOOT
(OW)
I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
(OW)
AND YOUR PATCH PREVIEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
(chorus)
And this is why Riot won't get another dime out of me until they make support worth a damn again.
...or make a Taric skin. I'M SORRY, I'M WEAK.
